Deer MOMMA museum of moderns art...
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dear momma museum of arts
geez am i embarrassd or what?
i am so naive....
my small hometown in the ozarks
(springdale arkansas chickn capital of the world accordn to don tyson)
dont got any museums of arts
which made me ignornt of how things
get done in the big city
so u can imagine my shock (SHOCK!!!)
when a fella with an art degree tould me
i wasnt playn the game rite
and that i had to follow
proper channels
and all them thar dark bird paintings
ive sent u (73 at last count!)
was going to naught....
so sure enough i lookd at your fancy website
and found you was real fond of money
uhhhh...i mean folks that gave alota money like
goldman sachs bank of america and jp morgan
(bless their hearts after the year thay had thay still enuf bail out mony
to be ur biggest donors!)
so from now on
so i can get closr to your heart
count me in as a player
as i am offishially sponsoring
MOMA MUSEUM OF ARTS with
this philanthropic action
and by the way
DEAR MOMMA
im ready for my solo
some of MOMAS BIG FRIENDS
Bloomberg
CBS Outdoor
Forbes
Goldman Sachs
Sotheby’s, Inc.
The Wall Street Journal
The Bank of New York Mellon
Barclays Capital
Coller Capital
Condé Nast
Credit Suisse
Deutsche Bank
Experian CheetahMail
GLM
Hanjin Shipping
JPMorgan Chase
Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison LLP
Sidley Austin LLP
Skadden, Arps
Tishman Speyer
UBS
Young & Rubicam Brands
AKRF, Inc.
American Century Investments
Bartle Bogle Hegarty New York
Bellmore Memorial Library
Benjamin Moore & Co.
The Bryant Library
CHAMBERS
Chilewich Sultan LLC
Chubb Group of Insurance Companies
D.A.P./Distributed Art Publishers, Inc.
Deutsche Telekom
Dynomighty Design
Easy Aces, Inc.
Elmont Public Library
Fidelity Investments
Friends of the Westfield Memorial Library
Fulbright & Jaworski LLP
FXFOWLE Architects, LLP
Harborfields Public Library
Hearst Magazines International
Hewlett-Woodmere Public Library
Hilton New York
Hines
Jericho Public Library
Kikkerland Design Inc
La Prairie
LIM College
The Litwin Foundation
Marubeni America Corporation
Mastics-Moriches-Shirley Community Library
The Pierre and Tana Matisse Foundation
McCann Worldgroup
MEAG New York Corporation
Mitsui Fudosan America, Inc.
Mizuho Corporate Bank, Ltd.
Nomura Asset Management U.S.A. Inc.
North Shore Public Library
NYKLine (North America) Inc.
Oceanside Library
Roche
Rogers & Goffigon Ltd.
Rolex Watch U.S.A., Inc.
Room & Board
S2 Design Group
Sachem Public Library
SHoP Architects P.C.
Shoreham Hotel
Siegel+Gale
The Fan Fox and Leslie R. Samuels Foundation, Inc.
The St. Regis New York
The Sumitomo Corporation of America
Surdna Foundation
Trespa North America, Ltd.
Violy and Company
West Hempstead Public Library
SO HERE IS MY OFFICILA SPONSORSHIP!!!!(deer momma please send receipt to flea market care of darkbird)
maild july 25 2010 signature requird to ms anne temkin curator of MOMMA MUSEUM OF MODERN ARTS!
may 25 2010
the thing about MOMMA im starting to understand
is that shes real picky
seems like she mostly wants folks that live in new york city
that have a degree that says thay are an artist
(MFA....manufacturd fine artist)
and that thay know the gallery folks
(u know who thay are...the gatekeeprs usually wear the pointy thin black glasses)
but my most recent lettr to ms ANNE TEMKIN
says it all
just because im at a flea market
dont mean im invisible
maild to the MOMMA MUSEUM (signature required MAY 24 2010)
mattr of fact
maybe i should be invisable
nowadays at MOMMA
if u take off your clothes and stand real still
in a nice room with good lights and airconditioning
and clean white walls
u are doin important art....
(yes in the newest exzibit by performance artist Marina Abramovicms TEMKIN chose standn buck nekkd over DARK BIRDS)
(wanna see something real performance art ms Temkin? come to the tesuque reservation and visit my shed
at the flea in mid april and watch me paint in 4 layers of clothes while it snows)
(HIGH ART @ MOMMA HAS GONE NEKKID)
april 25th 2010
i have been tould by educated artist
that i am dangerously close
to becoming a crappy folk artist
and not being
nearly "dangerous" enough to be
good contemptory art
so in order to show ms anne temkin just how
dangerous i am and i am letting her know
that i work in risky conditions at the flea market
where all sorts of varmits
that may or may not carry the plague (BLACK DEATH!!!)
routinely get into my shed
and crap all over everything....
therefore i am dangerous
sent to MOMA museum curator of modern art ms ANNE TEMKIN april 25 2010
march 25 2010
my most recent thoughts on
sending ms Temkin my dark birds
for my solo exhibition at the MOMA MUSEUM OF ART
is that she may see them as devil birds
and i dont want her to get the feeling
these birds arent fine christian birds
so just to let her know thay is studyin the
left behind series of books
i sent her an example of my dark birds
gawd fearing nature
as i have not gottn
a thank u note from MOMMA MUSEUM
when i have sent them my dark birds for their consideration
i figurd i would get a signature required
on the last painting i sent to ms TEMKIN
and sure enuff it
looks like thay may be a usurper
out there gettn the ART before ms TEMKIN
has a chance to get her arty paws on it and determine
if i am bonified for a solo exhibition
at the MOMMA MUSEUM of MODERNS ART...
stay tuned for my next update as i run down the rascal
SIDY CONTE who appears to have sighnd for the darkbird....
novembr19 2009 i sent ms Tempkin
this crow as an example of my ability to work in differnt sizes
(i sent one recntly that was 6 foot long and this un is 6 inchs long)
not to mentin i wantd her to sea the quality of my art supplys
which is real good
good lord i just found this quote from ms Temkin and realized the mothr lode of good luck has landed on me as i am clearly an innernational artist as i exhibt my paintings on the tesuque reservation which is clearly not part of the USA of america.....
“I plan to take a broader, more international view than we did in the past,” said Ms. Temkin, 48, who arrived at MoMA in 2003 after 13 years as a curator at the Philadelpia museum of art"
and so today august 25 year 2009 i sent ms temkin my most favoriate dark bird paintin to raise my profile to innernational artist stature
this paintn is almost 6 foot long so i may havta to a biggr one to really git on the MOMMA RADAR
those folks at UPS sure think im important
(personal invitation on bak of the dark bird paintin to ms Temkin to visit me at the flea)
an so it was today i sent another dark bird paintin to ms Temkin....
(another of my dark bird paintns in the permanaentntent momma collection)
((PS i wanna thank all u folks who have been thar this summr and askd to see the kelly moore dark bird collectshun))
(((art is all bout the sublime mystery of the universe so do be surprisd when thay seem dumbfoundeded by your questionts)))
(found a new pixture of ms temkin....i feel certin if i could meet that fella on the left i could hit the big time)
accordin to the innernet ms Ann Temkin has got the MOMMA museum job of finding good paintings for there building whichis real big so im sure rite now in her office she prolly has one of mycrow paintings over her desks
this month the june of 2009
i sent ms Temkin another dark bird
as that last thank u note from from the
grand momma museum warmd my heart up real good
so usin younins eyes look straight up and u will
sea that pixture of the dark bird and in some small way
we will all be sendin ms temkins our appreciations
for the warm welcome thay gave my paintins
to there permanents collectshuns last month
thank u agin ms tempkins and i hope u have a good summr vacation
and get a chance to ride bicycles in fancy new york city
MOMMA wrote me back last weak
thanking me for my crow paintings
which i wil continue to send to MS Ann Temkin
until i am notified of my
solo MOMMA exhibitshun dates
thay were so impressd
thay even included a personal note
on the back of teh postal card
april 7 2009 dark crow for ms temkin
i sent certified to her so no one else
would take it two a gallery and make a killin on it
3.53 dolar just to git it thar
back covr of my aweful book
i am sendin her my crow paintins for there permanant collecshun til i git my MOMMA museum exsubition
i
evidnce incase thay tale me thay dont have
my arts in their private collechun
and also a page from reverend millers dictionary defining art
once thay read real close thay will seethat
i am the most bonified flea market artist
thay will ever get a chance to exzibit
at the MOMMA museum of the modernarts
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eye wantd to let u know
that bye next year
sometime after the flea market closes
in late december
eye will be ready for
my exsubbition at the MOMMA
please let me know
so eye kin get organeyezed
and let me know if'n eye should do some advertising here in new mexico
(thay is a good bulletin board out towards chimayo that is ripe for art advertsiing) and eye will start annowcing the event to my assosiates, friends, housewives and other fello artist (wont thay be surprisd to read eye got a fancy anowncement as well!@) so as we can have a big shin dig
party after the show (do eye need to bring some chips or sodie pop?)
yours truly
kellyy moore
if u look real close
you will notice thay have never had a flea market artist
at the MOMMA museum
and i am determind to brake that
prejudice
it just aint right
ya know?
here i am
at the MOMMA
lookin at mr Dubuffets work
i askd the guard at the front door
for an apointment with the
CEO of MOMMA
but thay told me
now was not a good time for a meetin
so since then
i have been writin lettrs to them
taleing them what i want to
exzibit at the
MOMMA
this is my letr from feb 27 ought 09
sent em another crow
at this point i have sent them
23 crows paintins and drawins in totals
i always like to know thay got it
cuz a crow without a home is a bad thing
even though thay are mostly
solitary dark birds
my most recent dark bird i sent to ms tempkin
for tha
momma permanents collectshun of moderns arts