rant

"let me get this straight

i dont have a warranty

on my mattress because

the box springs u sould me

dont comply with the warranty

on the mattress

u sould me?"

thats rite she sayd...

well thats bullshit

mr moore dont use that sorta language

on the fone with me...

cut the crap i sayd

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ya she hung up on me

cuz i sayd "crap"

nothing makes folks feel more

righteous than knowing thay already have your money

so then the regional manager calld

he sayd "ive got a deal for u on another mattress"

i tould him i had a deal for him

and that was i wouldnt dump the fu*king mattress

on his front door

if he did rite by me

"mr moore u have pushd me into a corner"

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

yup

he hung up on me also

so i calld

corporate headquaters

tould them

there employees had sould me a piece of crap

and i was fu*king pissd off

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

yup thay hung up on me also....

suddenly the same sales people

that sould me that crappy mattress

are as innocent as lambs

with virgin ears

and this is all about

my potty mouth.....

customer service my ass

my art book 120 pages of bad words and good color