the Dark Bird Palace (the Shed)
Absurdity is my Friend (million selling NYT best sellr 4 sure)
Visit me at the Tesuque Reservation Flea Market
(undoubtedly the most famous flea market artist in the whold freakn world)
(March thru November).....
or go to the end of the alley (bout 100 yards back at 620 Canyon Road (thurday -monday)
New Art here on the front page Evry Monday til i croak (BOOKMARK ME)
desert wolf
24 x 30
feral mess of oil paint on wood framed flea billy style
preciousness
often confused with fine art
floods santa fe art galleries
enough to worry me
that the big art dude in the sky
may eventually say
thou has crapped all over my canvas
what an abomination
let me wash this sinful art world
of art posters, art cards, magnets
& metal kokopellis right down the
tube and i will resurrect once i get the taste of
santa fe shamanic art shit
out of my mouth
surprisingly enough
more people than usual
looked at me like they were ready
to throw a net over me this weekend
prompting me to put out
an APB for myself
to make sure
i didnt go all desert patriot
and try to dump all the organic green tea in the desert harbor
fueled by that most wonderous
inspiring time of year
april 15
100's of santa fe artist
the "whos who list"
will exhibit their work
in a big back patting
wink wink
aint we cool art show
at the fancy contemporary art center
which puts me squarely on the short list
of the soon never to be curated
nationally un recognized
and not popularly demanded art show
the big santa fe
"who?" exhibit
but frankly obscurity
suites me just fine
oblivion even feels a bit
intoxicating at times
but i still hope to be
the best painter
at the flea market
someday
back to me being crazy
no im not schizophrenic
but i am
schizo hillbilly
for instance
you might catch me
eating an organic mushroom burrito
with a bottle of purified water that has
been blessed by a local deity
and the next moment
wolfing down a box of ding dongs
after a bucket of fried chicken
and thinking nows just the right time
to head back to the double wide with
a case of bud to see if my 30-30 can still
blow a juniper straight to
turpentine heaven
Desert Clowns
big oily mess
Blue Boy & Lost Child
saw the desert clowns
riding coyotes last week
down near the Rio Grande
where they had gone to fish
and eat a picnic lunch
nothing bad happened
nothing good happened
they just looked across the river
as the clowns waved at them
and thought to themselves
how glad they were they were
that those tricksters were on
the other side of the river
(two moore new paintings if u clik rite hear)
Coyote Protection Painting
big oily on loose canvas
what is the sweetest spot
in your daily walk thru the stars in the milky way
other wise known as your life?
sit still
remember what you knew
when you were
10 years old
for some
its writing a story
for others its organizing marbles
and for a few
its being a coyote...
today i say protect that golden child for dear life
its your ticket to a better dream
but then again
i have along bushy tale
so be careful what you believe
when a trickster like me sits down
at a keyboard and types
something to be read on the
inner net
Dark Bird Abduction
small oily
tomorrow is art newslettrr day
and this one is gonna git weird or
completely ordinary
depending on which foot you lean
heaviest upon
(ones firmly planted here the other theair)
so sign up if u wanna sea some
new paintings and other stuff that really shouldnt go
into a newslettrr but always seems to
sneak into
meyen
Tricksters Everywhere---SOULD
oily on loose canvas
last week
fancy MOMA museum of modern art
contacted me and asked
if i wanted to be part of a
group show of important
international artist
to which i replied
"im the greatest
flea market artist in the world
& u stick me willy nilly into a group
of fancy pants artist who paint abstracts
thinkn im as green as a tailgater
at his first flea market
on a cold spring morning?
no sirree
eye aint gonna be privy
to that
so when ur ready to give me my solo
u know where to find me
on AISLE J at the flea market
where eye will be paintin
dark birds every friday thru sunday
like i have been for the last 14 billion years"
Dark Horses of New Mexico
about 36 x 13 on loose canvas
some people leave
for months
some for years
some forever
and some
that have left
are still here
these mysteries
the key to good art
and understanding
not understanding
still occasionally rattle
my midnight hours
my inner scorpio
always wants to hide
a paradox to most flea market eyes
but its where i hear the voices & sea the art
in a good dark corner
my body
is a recorder
of all things felt
occasionally even the
tremor of a dove
as it watches a hawk
circle above
over sensitivity of this sort
is not something
artists handle well
paranoia & delusions
surrounded on all sides
by the tyranny of confusion
often chase off
my best art
but even when still
my thoughts wander
to un answerable places
mysteries with no end
my lizard brain
like a lions roar
carries only
so far
clik rite hear four moore artsttstststststssssnakes
The Essence of Humans
(clik rite hear for some close-ups)
important art rule
i read yesterday...
"never talk or write
about your paintings
to the viewer"
another sacred cow
from the world of fancy art
that i smash every day
with my 5lb hammer
demystifying the artist
and $20,000 paintings
along the way
(my lower hinged mandible
as well as my double jointed typing finger
set me apart from most neanderartist
who can only grunt
and wave their arms wildly
while chasing the exotic
rare art collector across
the manna savanna)
but then again
i digress
and then
i digress again
and then agin
& agin
takin me further away
from the hanging
tree
(if this has distracted
your attention from
the preciousness of my painting
then just maybe
i should go back
and take a look
at how i can make it
more worthy of your
attention)
being that I AM
a chronic rule breaker
a formal ball buster
and a painting procedural discombobulator
that is
a full on bonified dark bird
i trust you will understand
why you've never seen my art
in a gallery or museum
and why i am
at a flea market
where i assure you
no one is
talking high concept
and deep metaphor
about
art
but oops there i go agin
typing at well over
45 words a minute
with only 12 errors more or less
(whos countn?)
and you've prolly already
forgotten the painting
"you know of course
that if you talk about your art
you will ruin the mystery
for the viewer
dont you?"
and what if a dark bird
was just a dark bird?
would that blow your mind?
(and sales price as well?)
and so i spend
the next 15 minutes explaining
that the naked assassin
lives under the volcano
and that the dead cowboy
drives a red truck
and that tricksters
are everywhere
at which point
the lady bought the painting…
(i hate mystery)
fundamentally
i believe in the exchange
between the artist and the viewer
where people see
who i am
despite my other worldly stream of consciousness
ideas that often erupt into a flea market boogie
which i have also been warned about
(important art rule # so & so
never ever dance in front
of the viewer of your art)
Spring Rabbit---SOULD
about 20 x 30 loose canvas
newslettr is tomorrow
lots of new paintings and a story
set in Death Valley Kalifornya....
ifn u aint on it yet
clik rite hear to join the dark bird expressssssss
OUroboROs
about 16 x 20 framed with a flea market frame
reality & perception
one a spinning wheel
the other a ricochetting
metal ball landing on
a different number every day
in our game of
cosmic roulette
lost in a
freak snow storm
on a road
that took us straight to Area 51
rekindling all my conspiracy theories
that the Kat with a map
really was a sexy alien
what are the chances
that a scribbled map
a lady at a bar gave us
really would take us
to the secret govt gate?
what are the chances
that those men
at checkpoint charlie alien
really would throw us
in the federal jail house
for taking their
foto graph?
what are the chances that the spy satellite
30 miles over our head
just took a photograph of me
staring right up at them
with a goofy smile on my face?
disguises
masks and false personnas...
that morning a local bum
stood in front of me at the market
with a shopping basket
full of sparkling water
goat cheese and
organic turkey slices
later a guy at the gas station
tould me that his father
had been killed at area 51
but the govt hushed it up
which wasnt nearly as odd as
his speech about eckhart toll
and how the "power of now"
was going to make it possible
for us to see aliens
for real
and Now
here i was near the mothership
but worried about running out of gas (again)
a cosmic fisherman standing on a whale
fishing for celestial minnows
clik hear for availablebleble arts paintings arts paintgnings ar pain apaintings
Men aint Socialable--SOULD
24 by 30 multicrappia on wood framed flea billy
last month
a border patrol agent
asked me where i was from
and i tould him
"a star"
which is the truth
but will also get u hung up
in one of those
detention centers
in arizona for about
2 hours
i dance everyday
to sad music
that plays in my head
which i cure upon demand
by simply turning up the RPM's
on the dial in my ear
creating the only crzy song
i can live with
books upon books upon books
about the right paint brushes
the exact pigments
and the proper painting surfaces
to paint upon
and yet
none mention my most important
studio painting tools
an 18v screwgun
a 5 pound mallet
and brushes so caked with old paint
that thay caw like a dark bird
when i paint
hours spent yesterday
working thru the dark bird alphabet
making croaking noises
cawing sounds
confusing & baffling
one old lady
who unfortunately saw me flapping my skinny arms
tryn to take flight from
the ground
please ladies please
come to the flea market
we so desperately need
bands of roaming
female shoppers
to graze on our
land
more color
more passion
more lifting up
of our heavy heads
our weary hearts
isnt this
what its all
about?
clik hear for a few new paintngs this weak
Human Condition II---SOULD
17 x 21 oily bord framd fleabilly style
every artist craves success
but most good artist
fear the comfort
that can come from that
which can deprive one
of his or her "edge"
in their work....
that said
who doesnt want to be happy?
who doesnt want to be loved?
who doesnt want a nice home?
its a paradox within a riddle thats wrapped
in a big fat question mark with a
dollar bill as the bow
on top for those that
chase magic dust....
but is it really any different for anyone else?
im not really sure
but i was sad to read of PSH's demise
at his own hands yesterday
and reflected on how someone can appear
to have it all as an artist
and yet throw it away so seemingly easily
in such an obviously self destructive way
that most would associate with a human being
that has failed miserably in life
that logically led to sticking a needle full
of poison in your arm....
such is the
human condition
i make no judgements on this
i simply observe how
easily life can slip away
and salute all those stubborn curious human beings
that continue to
fight the good fight
taking a vacation at the Salton Sea---SOULD OUT
foto by Kat Livengood
taking a good rest
i need a vacation
doing close to nothing
just sitting on the beach
breathing
looking
listening
bought a milk shake for a kat
winked at a dark bird
smiled at a desert dawg
ate a one eyed dead fish
and today
i might go full out with a can of beans
extra ketchup please
and then take
a long walk on the beach at the salton sea
to contemplate 2013
and what eye think happened
vs what actually happened
u know
that so called reality thing
that we all try to avoid
im just taking a vacation
walking along the salton sea
looking back and editing my story
like most people do every day
but with a
very very big
eraser.....
what do you think
happened in your 2013?
always like to hear from folks....
(couple of really good paintings left on weakly art..clik hear to sea whats left)
the Human Condition---SOULD
about 16 x 24 framed flea billy style
for the last two months
my shed a the flea has been empty
except for the lingering energetic memories
from last year when the occasional powerful experience
would happen that would leave
a strange psychic tremble in the shed
that i still feel at times many miles away
well into january
very few would accuse me of being new agey kinda guy
but i do struggle
with what to make of these surreal explosive moments
when something larger than me or a nice painting happens
(oh my gawd i love dawg paintings!!!)
in that lil shed at the reservation flea market
but do i chalk these small moments up to
previous lives?
karma?
synchronicities?
medicine? (a friend tales me art is medicine)
or the increasingly delusional imagination of a
bizarre flea market artist?
perhaps any or all of these answers are possible
but those that have experienced these moments
kmow who you are and what
happens occasionally at the Dark Bird Palace...
(the rest of the day can be anything from boring to desperate to unbelievably beautiful)
anyway for now
(and it could all disappear in a minute)
i believe i am
simply the temporary custodian of a small patch of ground
5 miles outside of santa fe new mexico at a touristy market
that draws dark birds from all sorts of places
that just need have a good CAW together
i choose to believe this
just like everyone else
chooses to believe something that gives there life meaning
but its also because to give up this
real or imagined world
which in my case is vast
would be giving up the
the only thing i truly own
(tomorrow is the newsletter with several... lets just say interesting paintings in it)
((may the great CAW be with you))
Happy Boy---SOULD
paintd multicrappia about 29 x 24
clik hear for some inkys drawins
Green Fish Red Deer
37 x 62 on loose canvas
im being watchd
spyd upon
notes are being taken
information is being shared
its just a matter of time
before im tied up & taken away
by the WildLife Intelligence Bureau
whose eyes have been following me
from behind the sage
from atop the fence
from a dark hole in the ground
even my shed is being undone
by animal espionage
(booby trapping an artist might be a major coup for the rabbits)
so dont call me delusional
or crazy
or paranoid
i know why the dark birds are staring at me
the desert dawgs are surveiling me
the dung beetles are following me
and the wild horses are constantly glancing
over their shoulders at me
( however i am largely ignored by the
homo semi erectus sapien consumerus maximus)
so let me be clear
when i eventually "disappear"
(and i will)
there will be a request for a trade
on a cold dark mesa
between the two sides at midnight
where the WIB will offer me
in return for a celebrity cat
please dont pay the price
they cant be trusted
its too dangerous
and i refuse to be traded for the youtube kat
who skis on a lake in florida
while wearing a tutu
with a mouse tied atop his head
(several new paintings for this new year......clik rite hear!!**!*!
Winter Dark Birds---SOULD
20 x 68 oily on loose canvas
dark birds are
grit and beauty
capable of soaring gracefully
high into the blue sky
and then nose diving into
a nasty dumpster
for a leftover taco
dark birds
arent really dark
look closely
and you will see
they are a
beautiful melancholy blue
dark birds are not leaders
dark birds are not followers
they will destroy any club
that will have them
undermine any authority
that commands them
and leave you guessing
everytime you try to
pin them down
dark birds are curious
about everything
picking things up
setting things down
building a nest from garbage
a dark bird crown
dark birds are born
not made
some try to hide
with the robins
some try to fly with the hawks
but everyone knows
a dark bird when they see one
even if the dark bird
is sometimes
the last one
to know
clik hear four won more painting
Lost Child & Blue Boy feed the Rabbits at the Flea---SOULD
23 x 32 moore r lesss on bord
They came from Jack Rabbit Mesa
about a mile north of the volcano
where the sage was dense
and the coyotes were thick
but the rabbits were usually safe
if they sat real still
Blue Boy and Lost Child
were at the mid part of the day
traffic was slow
the weather was warm
and there was no place to go
across from their tent
was a storage container
full of rugs and carpets
but it was also a second home to the rabbits
who could crawl underneath
and watch the market unfold
hoping to find dropped food
Lost Child saw them crawl into their bunker
as she had many times before
and asked Blue Boy to go buy a bag of popcorn
from the taco stand
When Blue Boy returned
they walked over to the rabbits
who came out to greet her
and they ate the popcorn
and talked about the Dark Birds
who were sitting on the
fenceline just behind the market
after a while the rabbits
stretched out and layd down
and Lost Child and Blue Boy
sat down next to them on the red dirt
and watched their tent from afar
as the the business of the day was mostly done
and all that there was left to do
was to be there
in the vast beautiful desert
the ghost of 3 dark birds---SOULD
about 28 x 9 on loose canvas
manners are important
its how we get thru awkward moments
and they also keep the crime reports down
but im on unlikely tangent now arent i?
please accept my humble thank you
for coming to my living breathing art website
(ive been here since 2001)
or possibly you have bought
one of my highly unique paintings
off this strange lil corner of the web....
today i have two other
new paintings on my weakly art page
Jack (hes a rabit)
and the lil Gunfighter....clik hear for that..
i also have some
art on Pinterest that i highly encourage folks to pin to their page
and pass around (clik hear)
...thanks and happy holidays
Protectd by Fate & Destiny---SOULD
approx 34 x 47 oily on bord
i saw blue boy
pulling his wagon in an arroyo
as i drove to the flea market last week
he was picking up rocks
and hauling them back
to the lava tube that leads back
to the volcano
the next day i saw Lost Child
as she played with the rabbits
near my shed
she askd why blue boy
pulled rocks around in his wagon
i tould her i didnt know but
i would ask him the next time
i saw him
Lost Child wants a horse
she tould me the wild horses
that run behind the volcano up the rio grande
were her favorites and that if she
had to choose which one
she wanted the one
that had never had a hair cut
When Dharmageddon pulled up
in his beat up old van
i asked if i could see his new crystals
that he had for sale
and he sayd maybe i could later and that
he had found a
treasure cave for crystals that no one
could ever find
the rest of the day
i painted until i saw a dark bird land on my shed
with something large in his beak
when i got close i realized
it was a turquoise ring
but im not sure if it was the
right ring size for the corvid
Flea Market 2013---SOULD
im not an outlaw or a crook
but when the checkout lady
at the grocery store asked me
to sign the e-pad while she yawnd
that far far far away look
something snappd in my head
like the beautiful crackling sound
an ifone makes
when you run over it in a parking lot
so i drew a dark bird
on the signature line
and she didnt notice
and matter of a fact
no one has noticed
in the last six months
as i launched my dark bird revolt
while practicing my drawing
and who knows
the dark bird i did at the gas station
this week was so good
i may start practicing
my dead cowboys
next
3 more new paintings
on my art page
Diablo---SOULD
21 x 16
ancient anazazi holy site
spiritual to the bone
a quiet whispering wind
honoring the ancient ones
on a late autumn afternon
in the far far distance
i see a puff of dust hurtling
towards me like a blue spirit
something mystical is happening
i feel as though i have
been chosen for something
special
when the vision arrives
it is in the form of a
blue Dodge mini van
with a Utah licence plate
from which 5 small blond demons
tumble out screaming
MOMMY MOMMY LOOK AT THE FORT
LOOK AT THE FORT!
my ears begin to bleed
my brain explodes
my eyes pop out
im having an out of body experience
HAROLD GET THE CAMERA
I THINK THERE ARE
INDIANS BURYD HERE
im dizzy
im nauseous
what is happening to me?
is this a ritual?
i hear voices from
the great unknown
FACEBOOK THIS MARGE
FACEBOOK IT
and now i begin to
projectile barf
i am in the throes
of a white mans vision quest
i see white ants
crawling all over
the ruins
KIDS DO YOU WANT A DING DONG?
i now lose control of my bowels
the lil white demons
have consumed me
and i am now shitting
pure cosmic consciousness
MISTER YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
NEED SOME OF THAT
24 HOUR ENERGY DRINK
the elders watch as the
little demons run furious circles
around the great kiva
waving their arms
in small tomahawk chops
THATS SO CUTE BOYS THATS SO CUTE
and then its over
just as quickly as it began
the teachers from the blue spirit disappear
in another trail of mysterious dust
and i am left cleansed
i have been purified
i have seen the truth
i am now
a white mans shaman
The Light Holders---SOULD
(clik hear four won moore paiintn)
lawrence welk on a saturday nite
im watching white people
so white
that all their rhythmn
is in their hair
the naked assasin returns
lost child is found
the dead cowboy
rounds the corner
and 14 billion years later
im still painting the dream
of the misfits in the desert
i found a hole
in the corner of my shed
got out my flashlite
to look down inside
where i saw a mouse
sitting at a computer
watching kat videos
i stapled a headless doll
to the outside of my shed
put the head on sharp stick inside
hoping to achieve
the golden seal of approval
from the better flea & garden magazine
you know your over the hill
when a kid passes you
on the off ramp while hes texting
and still has enough time
to flip you off
the Naked Assasin---SOULD
24 by 30 multicrappia----clik hear for two more paintngs
in a dream
i was tould to tell you
to whisper this
to yourself
as you read it...
we're not lost
just born with galaxies
shaped like question marks
in our minds
your memory
is water
moving thru your body
into a vast ocean of stars
that flows from a river
of your dreams
the more you feel
the higher the concentration
of gold you will find
in your blood
there are always
two memories standing close to you
protecting you
when you need them
you know who they are
and they have always
been with you
The Turquoise Man---SOULD
9 x 12 mol multicrappia on olde borde framd fleabilly style
the turquoise man
the hat man
the scarf lady
the spice guy
the beef jerky man
the jewelry lady
the knick knack woman
the rug guys
the zuni jewelry lady
the ceramics man
the bead man
the abstract art lady
the junk boys
the tibetan art guy
the precious stones girl
the african dealers
the basket ladies
the taco guys
all of us on the tesuque reservation
at the flea market just doing
our thang...
Turquoise Lady---SOULD
23 x 31 oily on multicrappia
so many different aspects
to my vision of the world
that ive been accused of being
43 different dark birds
what can i say?
its true
i am multicrappia
we prolly all are
if my paintings were all
joy and bliss
you wouldnt have a chance to see
the worlds vast unlimited supply
of vinegar and piss
and really how can you tale
the light from the dark
without it?
clik hear four another paintng or too or tree
UFO--SOULD
big messy canvas
tomorrow is the monthly newslettr with new art
and a story/write with Kats fotos....
cant really beat it unless you dont like art
clik hear to join
Wild Life---SOULD
big messy wild oily on loose canvas
(clik hear to sea a Dead Cowboy GRILL)
Mountain Lion--SOULD
sept 30 2013
this week
this big kat is going
to find the right home
with the right person
(fierce, passionate, adaptable, relentless & loyal)
find two other worthy desert remnants
(free thinkn weeds that do not cower from the light)
and one more thing
if folks cant see your light
sometimes you have to bring
a hammer
(flea un wisdom from the dark bird palace)
sept 23 2013----animal cosmos---SOULD
big oily on canvas
a vendor at the flea
who sells metal grills
tales me he carrys a few in the shape
of the arkansas razorback football mascot
just because arkies go gaga over
anything related to their sports team...
case in point
last week a heavyset lady walked up
saw the grill
frantically lookd around for her husband
and when she couldnt find him
stepped into the middle of the aisle
and yelled at the top of her lungs
"GENE I FOUND A F**KING PIG OVER HERE!!!
in protest to all the
serious...successful...important artist
on the innernet these days
i bought a small wooden fish
at the flea this week
that i carryd it around all weekend
under my arm
just to certify that i am indeed
a very very very serious
artist
(not to mention very very important)
forget about
Absurdity is my Friend
desperation is the mother of
everything i am
shooting the bull at the flea
one artist tells another
his painting looks like a
christmas tree on fire
and recommends he adds
some "brown balls" to the tree
(this suggestion creates
an interesting moment of confusion
as the painter was gay)
sometimes i think my shed
is a time warp machine
where people show up from another life
sometimes i think its
a mysterious shack in the desert
where an weird guy makes art
other times i think its
a confessional booth where people
pour out their hearts
and other times
it appears to be a deeply disturbing place
to some people who walk by
looking as though they had just been tould
they had to eat liver and onions for the next year .....
i suppose
its many things to many people
but mostly its a mirage that will be here
for a very short time and then
fade into the memory of the desert
just like all of us
Sept Dark Bird---SOULD
30 x 40 oily mess on a real live stretchd out canvas
i dreamd i heard
someone digging
in my front yard
and then there i was
standing buck naked
beside the apricot tree at 2 am
looking for a man
with a shovel
all this witnessed
by a stunned raccoon
the next day
a man left a broom
& an axe at my shed
telling me that
i could either
clean up
or make a killn
depending on my mood
later that night
my bed was on fire
or at least i could smell
that sizzle & stink
of burning electrical wires
that somehow
had been implanted
not into my brain
but into my mattress
i scratched at
the smoky bed
like a dawg kicking his leg
as he chases
a rabbit across
his field of dreams
the next day
i postd a sign out front
of my house that sayd
"Dream Factory & Pixture Emporium
dark birds welcome
no diggn with shovels at night
no fires allowd inside
and all skunks
must check in
at the front desk"
Alchemy Birds----SOULD
big oily collajed bord
the internet is collapsing
into big box websites
just like main street in amerika
is losing out to wal mart & taco bell
so thanks for visiting a website
that isnt listed on wall street
or that doesnt collect
your "information"
and there are no annoying pop up ads
on the side of my page
and if you really want
get off the main road
come out to the flea market
and visit the dark bird palace
where a real live jack ass
paints with his tale
Unidentified Flying Dawg--SOULD
sept 2 2013 ---oily collaaged bord 48 bye 32
why do we think aliens would have
a face that resembles
ours?
Talking to Horses
foto by Kat Livengood
The Way
anxiety attacks
panic & midnite fears
while wrestling
with an unrecognizable shape
in the dark
that once finally pinned
i realized
was me
seeking comfort
i read the ancient chinese book
of wisdom
the tao de ching
and tryd to move like water
but the only liquid form
i resemble is
lava flow
the next day at the shed
i tould a guy
"i was 14 billion years old"
which i am
but he sayd
"no your not"
a dead end at the
metaphorical crossroads
of a humans frontal lobe
so i tried being centered
as the Tao preaches
but it made me nervous
being in the middle
so i moved to the very edge
of things so i could keep
a careful watch out
just like all good dark birds
do
the next day
i tould a lady
i was a full blooded
anasazi space traveler
and the dark bird palace
was my space ship
she said that wasnt possible
i told her i had
the papers
to prove
it
the tao says
those that say
dont know
and those that dont say
know
which leaves a chronic jabbermouth like me
in the
"he dont know crap place"
according to the
author of the Tao
who wrote almost
5 thousand words
the next day
i lost my temper when
a lady changed her mind
7 times about buying a painting
prompting me to remember
that being peaceful
was the wise way of the tao
but upon reflection
i realized if Lao Tzu himself
were sitting in front of me
i would have punched
peaceful jackass
in the nose
it appears i may not be
good Taoist material
afterall
lots of painting if you clik this button
Dawg Gawd---SOULD
27 x 24 oily canvas stretchd fleabilly style
the guy who
looked at my art
with an eyeful of disappointment
just walked by
proudly carrying one of those metal armadillos
with a bobbing head
foiled again
by yard art from juarez mexico
my coffee pot serves me
my computer commands me
my vacum cleaner annoys me
they all plug into the same electrical socket
what the hell is behind
that wall?
the sound of my shed
looks alot like
dark birds
flying over
my head
"careful with
forgiveness and charity
just look at the guy
who started all that crap
dirty, homeless and wondering
the desert with twelve hobos
eventually dead as the doornails
they hung him with"
(over heard at the flea)
if one more person
asks me how much a painting is
and then tells me
they have no money
im going to drill a drywall screw
right thru my back molar
Secret Language--august 12 2013---SOULD
big oily
relax
this wont take long
you may feel a little pressure
maybe some discomfort when we make
the first incision on your neck
but once we remove
your head
you wont feel
a thing
i saw green fish
walking up the mountain
red deer running across
the blue sky
and i was everywhere
all the time
covered in white
from top
to bottom
my brain
my body
my life was completely destroyed
the first time i saw her
i knew i had a problem
and inside that problem
was a beautiful flower
blooming with thorns
my answer was to wear
an astronauts suit
with a breathing aparatus
and heavy gloves
so as not
to be infected by the
dangeritus passionata
feline flower
it was powerful & passionate
an epiphany of stars crackd open
where my head used to be
i felt alive
but also understood
how easy dying
might be
some might call it
being born again
some might call it
a hallucination
some might just say
thats crzy sh*t
but that night
for a few brief moments
i was caught in between
the here & there
the real & unreal
the seen & unseen
Monsoon Sailing--SOULD
big oily on canvas
august 5 2013 bout 10 am last nite i saw 4 raccoons
climbing my fence under the moon
sometimes i wonder what they think about cars
cuz when we git in them
the move like an animal so maybe they think
our cars are alive?
tomorrow is my new art newslettr with great fotos by kat
so join up ifn ye aint already on my newslettr from the desert
once a month blast of art and photos and my usual bit of
fleabilly
(roger 10-4 that whats your 10-20?)
dont know not sure but someone gave me the stearing wheel
what a fiasco that is
he said
Texas Rangers---SOULD
24 by 31 mol oily mess on bord
in a cell fone kinda world
im always lookn for a payfone
on a corner
just on the off chance
that i will find a lucky quarter
in the change slot
Dead Cowboy Flea Market---SOULD
36 by 12 oily on a bord (im done with dead cowboys for a while) ((ithink)
when i was a young boy
my grandmother used to ask me
with her sleepy eyes
"how did you sleep last nite?"
a puzzling question
for a 10 year old boy
who slept as easily as
he breathed
last nite i awoke
in some unidentifiable
highly recognizable pain
which is often gone
like a dream
if i look out my window
into the medicine
of the blue moon
i could see
the mountain top thru a
leaf shaped vignette
in the cotton woods
and what i saw
was three dark dawgs
racing to the top
of baldy peak
the leaves shimmered
in the sweet breeze
and i lost sight of them
wondering
if they got there
and if they lived
on the moon
i woke again later
to the dark dawgs howling
on baldy peak
maybe they cant sleep either
maybe they have
the dark dawg blues
maybe i have
the dark dawg blues
i dozed off to their music
and became one of
the dark dawgs
we howled at the moon
and chased around
on the lunar surface
in the cool night air
and i slept like a pup
the rest of the
night
Road Trip (sould)
small multicrappia on wood
clik hear to sea other new painting
Dont Look Back---SOULD
big oily mess on big canvas
two fires bookend
the flea this year
playing us like
a smokey accordian
inhaling life
exhaling smoke & ash
the last sad sounds
of trees & animals
my beautiful screwgun
slipped on the hard wood
ricochetting a screw
up thru my eye
when i pulled it out
dark birds poured out of my head
onto my painting
i dont watch or read
the news anymore
if i wanna know
the weather forecast
i look at the mountain
if i wanna know how
the economy is doing
i will ask someone
on the front row how their weekend was
and if i wanna know
about polyticks
i will watch the finches
fight over nest space
in my shed
flea market artist 101
u have a better chance
of selling art to a dark bird
than a woman
wearing capri pants
with a round hat
on her head
as i inhale
the dead world
floating in smoke
i wonder if the bits
of incinerated life
will find genesis
in my lungs
and a sneeze could be
their big bang?
is lightning bright
because it is a rip
in the cosmos
behind which lies
pure light
pouring into
our dark cave?
finally the skies opened
pouring down fire retardent
cures for insanity
one new religion
and several new life forms
in a puddle next to my shed
but when you get right down to it
sometimes a drought
maybe nothing more
than bad luck
No Fences--SOULD
big oily on cavas
July 8th 20.......(what year is it anyway?)
Windmill Trees---SOULD
big oily canvas
finished on febuary 11 1894
Turtle Ride---SOULD
big oily canvas
"i didnt do nuthin..."
the melancholy song
of a young girl
melted into the backseat
of a cop car
outside the store
inside the store
zombie pandemonium
one lady is throwing multiple bags
of cheese puffs in her cart
a fat guy wearing a tee shirt
two sizes too small
is stacking boxes
of frozen burgers in his cart
and somewhere in the store
i hear the distant scream
of a squeaky wheel
out of the corner of my eye
i see a red fox
dash across
the detergent aisle
zero calorie colas
hydro electric tonics
hot pink beverages
caffeinated sugar drinks
flavored water with slick labels
and one tiny section
dedicated to
"water"
our bottle says
"product of local
municipal water source"
(might as well
drink out of the
toilet)
we buy it anyway
just so as to
not to be noticed
by the zombies as we
attempt to leave
up front
the only way out
is thru computer check points
where we get in line
with the other zombies
and pay the machine
bag up the water
give ourselves a receipt
and thank ourselves
for shopping there
(as we leave i see
a raccoon peeking out
from behind a stack
of canned meat)
two bras
a pretty blouse
various jewelry
and a pair of high heeled shoes
are now on the cop cars hood
when i look inside
i see a young deer
looking forlornly
out the window
we drive off with our
"water"
and i wonder about
the squeaky wheel the rest
of the night
Lost and Fire Starter--SOULD
big oily mess on canvas
tomorrow is my monthy newslettr
with lots of new art and photos from the desert southwest...
(join above if u like this sorta crap)
The Present---SOULD
oily on wood about 31 x 24 inchesesesss
finished winter of 1623 in Jamestown where i lived in a cave until i met a cherokee bride
A Desert Dawg wonders about the Cosmos (sould)
big oily on loose canvas
its not that i dont care
what people think about planets
or the millions of galaxies in the sky
or even the color of the stars
its just that i mostly wonder what the desert dawgs think
when they look up into the cosmos
while they are standing in an arroyo
barking at the moon
june 3 2013----Terror in Treasure Cave---SOULD
oily on wood
lots more new art by clikn rite hear
mariachis everywhere
in the back seat
while filling up gas
going to the restroom
even at my bedside
when i woke up
in a dark room
at a cheap hotel
my brightest memory
covering ourselves
with liquid sulphur
like sexy devils
thai food, indian food,
mexican food, fancy breweries,
italian noodles & vegan eateries...
it was the mariachis
extolling the value
of love and bravery
that led us to Dennys
a lady with a german accent
who did a white glove test on her table
while mumbling
"they can do better than this"
moved in right behind us
where i heard her inspect
my long hair for ticks
no talking just eating
the wirey husband
wearing black rim glasses & a fedora
voraciasly ate panjakes & eggs
with sausage on the side
as though chlorestoral
was the cure
my healthy heart dinner arrived
a leafy green salad
swimming in an ocean
of white dressing
with a boat of bacon
on top
that night in a dream
the old man
turned around at the table
staring thru his glasses at me
dismissively uttering the word
"hippie"
my worst nightmare
when i awoke the next morning
the mariachis were still playing
but willie nelson had joined them
singing On the Road again
a hint to get the hell
out of town
taking the wrong road home
we tumbled a thousand feet
off the side of a mountain
landing on wild horse mesa
where the mariachis dusted
themselves off and began
playing a lovely song
about the beauty of nature
prompting the mustangs
who were wearing blue sombreros
to rise up on their hind legs
and dance a
final dance
with us
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FunFight--SOULD
oily on wood
clik hear for the best selling world famous million seller book here about my art
Raw Vision---SOULD
big multicrappia mess on canvas
Rez Dawg
about 4 foot long
May 22 2013----BLue BoAts---SOULD
is real big bout 6 foot by 9 foot
oily mixd up mess
some people dont think
my jokes are funny at the flea
but today the tv station in my head
is tuned to Hee Haw
where the audience always laughs
and the music never stops
earning me the reputation
of the funniest flea market painter
in the world
if someone doesnt save me
im going to do
what everyone else does
in the end
i sit down after the show
and pour a tall glass
of low fume paint thinner
mixed with a tiny bit
of red cadmium
with a chaser of varnish
careful not to drink
so much that i become
a sad caricature of yet another
drunken stand up comedian
banjo playing painter
at a flea market
returning to my easel
Roy Clark and Buck Owens
break into a banjo jam
picking and a grinning
while i paint a brilliant chicken
which we will have for dinner later
while watching Ricardo Montelban
explain the wonders of corinthian leather
in his Chrysler Cordoba
a commercial break interupts Ricardo
singing that
"for the time of our lives"
i should get a camera
so i can remember all the crap
i cant get out of my head
40 years later
i begin to paint
three red finches
sitting on a horse
contemplating their existential fate
when Conway Twitty breaks in
with a song of hard luck and lost love
that breaks my heart
and moves the birds so deeply
that they put on their tiny cowboy hats
and begin swaying back and forth
in a line dance
on the horse
while i weep softly
at the beauty
of the red finch line dance
Vanna White begins moving slowly
from one painting to another
simply smiling and pointing
at the art
returning all promise and hope
to my life despite protest from
other vendors that she
is an unfair advantage
which i explain i will need
to make it this year
Eating Tacos at the Flea
SOULD
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